A removals firm
Hardly anybody rings a removals firm first
People hire a van. They do three weekends of carloads. They book somebody who lets them down, or accept a figure that goes up, or put everything in a storage unit and stop thinking about it.
Every one of those is a sensible thing to have tried, and every one of them runs out of road at roughly the same place. So this site starts from where you actually are rather than from a blank page.
Nothing on this site is written to make anybody feel foolish for having tried something first. It is the normal way this goes.
Five things people say when they ring
- “We hired a van and it is not going to fit.” The hire van
- “We have been doing it ourselves but we are stuck with the big stuff.” Carloads
- “They cancelled on us. Can you do Friday?” Let down
- “They have just put the price up and we move on Tuesday.” The figure moved
- “It has been in storage for a year and we need it out.” Storage
And a sixth, which is the best position of all: you have not started yet.
Six starting points
Find the one that describes you
Each page says what usually goes wrong with that approach, what we do from there, and — on more than one of them — the circumstances in which we would tell you to carry on without us.
You tried doing it yourself
Sensible, and it works until the furniture is all that is left.
- 1 You hired a van And it is smaller than the house looked The commonest first attempt and a perfectly reasonable one. What usually goes wrong is not the driving — it is that a self-drive van holds roughly a third of what people expect, and the discovery comes with the van already on the drive.
- 2 You did it in carloads And you are three weekends in It works, for a while. Then the small things run out and only the furniture is left, and furniture does not go in a car. People usually ring at the point where what remains is the entire reason a removals firm exists.
You tried another firm
Either they went, or the figure did.
- 3 Somebody let you down Cancelled, no-showed, or stopped answering It happens more than the trade likes to admit, and it happens most often to whoever booked the cheapest figure. We will not say anything about the other firm; we will tell you what we can actually do and by when.
- 4 The quote went up On the day, or the week before Usually because the first figure was a telephone estimate against a bedroom count, and the loft, the garage and the shed were never in it. Worth understanding before you assume everybody does this.
You tried a workaround
Which stopped the problem without ending it.
You have not tried anything
The best position on this page to be in.
More than one applies? That is normal too. Say so in the notes on the quote form and describe where things actually stand.
Including our own
Six words that sound like a capability
None of these means anything on its own, and every one of them appears on removals websites including, in one case, in our own domain name. Each comes with the question that gets you a real answer instead.
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Bespoke
What it implies That the service is designed around you specifically.
Ask this instead "What is different about my quotation compared with the one you sent somebody else this morning?"
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Tailored
What it implies The same thing as bespoke, and it is used by the same firms.
Ask this instead "Which parts of this figure change if I do more of the packing myself?"
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End-to-end
What it implies That nothing is left for you to arrange.
Ask this instead "What is not included — parking, waiting time, materials, disposal?"
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Turnkey
What it implies The same as end-to-end, borrowed from a different trade entirely.
Ask this instead "Who does the thing I will be most annoyed about if nobody does it?"
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White-glove
What it implies A higher standard of care than the ordinary service.
Ask this instead "What does your ordinary service leave out that this one includes?"
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The word in our domain
What it implies Capability, without naming a single capability.
Ask this instead "What will you actually be doing on the day, in order?"
The last entry is ours. The second word in this domain is exactly the kind of word this section is about, and it appears on the site as a company name and nowhere in the writing — not on a service page, not in an answer, not once. Having bought it, the least we can do is not lean on it.
Ask us the same questions you would ask anybody else. A firm that cannot answer them in a sentence each is telling you something useful.
Ask us anything on this listAbroad
Every route has a first attempt too
People send boxes ahead. They start the paperwork themselves. They assume a status category that turns out to be the wrong one. They accept a figure without knowing whether it is for a shared container or a sole-use one.
The four destinations with their own pages were chosen for exactly that: each has a well-known first attempt behind it, and each page starts from there rather than from a description of the country. We move across Europe by road and worldwide by sea and air besides.
Collections run from every part of the UK mainland, London, Manchester, Birmingham, Leeds, Glasgow, Edinburgh and Bristol included.
Moving abroad- UK to Philippines Where the balikbayan box is the thing people tried first.
- UK to Argentina Where the paperwork is the part that stalls, not the shipping.
- UK to Israel Where the returning-resident position changes the whole answer.
- UK to Egypt Where the shared container is the default and rarely explained.
Asked most often
Questions we get at this stage
- 01
Is it too late to ring you?
Almost never, and it is the question we are asked first. A van already on the drive, a firm that cancelled, a house half emptied by carloads — all of those are ordinary starting points and none of them needs explaining apologetically.
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Why organise a removals site around what people already tried?
Because hardly anybody rings a removals firm first. Most people arrive having attempted something sensible that ran out of road, and the useful conversation starts from where they actually are rather than from a blank page.
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We only need half a house moved. Is that worth your time?
Yes, and it is one of the commonest jobs we do. Half a house of furniture after three weekends of carloads is a normal booking, usually a shorter day than people expect, and there is nothing odd about it.
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Another firm let us down. Can you cover the date?
We will tell you in the first minute rather than taking your details first. If we cannot do it, you need to know immediately so you can keep ringing, and that is more useful to you than a callback.
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Our quote went up. Was that fair?
Sometimes, genuinely. A telephone figure against a bedroom count meets a real house with a loft and a garage in it, and the revised number can be reasonable. We will survey properly and say honestly how ours compares.
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What does the word in your domain mean?
Nothing, which is why it appears as a name and nowhere else on this site. It is one of a handful of words this trade uses that sound like a capability without naming one, and there is a section about them on the home page.
More on the questions page — when you already started, when somebody let you down, when the figure moved, when it is in storage, when you have not started, and how we work.
Where are you up to?
Both addresses, roughly what is left, and how much time there is. If you are partway through something already, say so — that is the useful part rather than the embarrassing one.